how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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