I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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