Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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