Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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