No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Randomize
