i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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