just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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