Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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