No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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