For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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