are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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