Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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