break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
