I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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