but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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