Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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