she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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