im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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