If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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