im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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