I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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