super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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