this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
