Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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