can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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