Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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