I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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