Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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