her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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