its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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