the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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