Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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