I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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