People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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