I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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