ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We need to get me chipped asap
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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