she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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