Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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