you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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