Well apparently he's into motor boating.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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