i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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