well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
