I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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