do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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