I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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