i permit you to call me
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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