Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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