But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
