I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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