Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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