Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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