At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Your penis caused this!
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