i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
