You work out of a Hotel?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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