We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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