I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
